My kit full of goodies came today!!!!
Today was dedicated to hair structure, roller placement and relaxers. I was bored out of my mind for the 90% of the day. My last hour was AMAZING!!! Boxes, paper & plastic were flying everywhere! I've never been so ecstatic to do inventory in my life!! I do have to go home and write my name on every single item but hey. OK, time for that pedi story I promised!!!
Story Time: Foot Patrol
While discussing ways to get the softest skin on the feet during class the Ped Egg (hand held device used to remove dead skin off of though and stubborn parts of the feet) was mentioned. A classmate then began telling myself and one other this event from the past.
While pulled over one night a police officer noticed her Ped Egg in the passenger sit and after opening the item he claimed the white, dry & flake like substance inside wasn't dead skin cells but instead drugs! After she told him it wasn't he proceeded to stand by his initial accusation and began to investigate further. This man took his finger and twirled it around in her foot skin residue!!! Like sir??!!! For 6 months after that... awkward night, she had court dates & chemical testing done to prove that this cop didn't run his fingers through a nice amount of drugs but a laughable collection of dead skin.
Now "uugh...eewww...oh my dayum... & are you serious" were the only words I could say while she told us the story. After taking it in a little I have to ask, did the officer ever find out he was wrong & if so did someone catch his reaction on tape?! I was floored!!! He probably thought he was the man that night too. I wouldn't be surprised if he had just left a class on new hiding places for drugs & Ped Eggs were on the list. He couldn't pass up the chance to have his name on that paperwork. There was so much wrong in that story but my mind just kept going back to the cops finger in dead foot skin. I don't want to touch my own dead skin let alone someone else's!!
I still laugh thinking about it. If you have to take something "serious" away from the story, please don't leave dead skin inside of your Ped Eggs... If you do, a top flight officer of the law might mistake it for crushed up pills & cause you 6 months of court dates, chemistry, pain & laughter every time you think of his finger in your dead skin debris LMBO.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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Lol, this is hilarious! SMH at people who try to be different but have no idea how to be,lol
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